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Count Lestat
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 |  Subject: Female Twilight fans, rejoice  Sun 06 Sep 2009, 09:34 | |
| Those female (and gay male) fans of twilight/edward cullen and would like nothing more than to pin edward down and fuck the shit out of him, now you can with the twilight dildo.
It sparkles when the sun hits it and should be kept in the freezer for that ice cold vampire cock feel..
http://www.buzzfeed.com/akdobbins/twilight-dildo | |
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TreXCrazy
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| | Subject: Re: Female Twilight fans, rejoice Sun 06 Sep 2009, 19:09 | |
| Um... Ew.  | |
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Count Lestat
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| | Subject: Re: Female Twilight fans, rejoice Mon 07 Sep 2009, 02:13 | |
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TreXCrazy
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| | Subject: Re: Female Twilight fans, rejoice Mon 07 Sep 2009, 02:57 | |
| I think I'm gonna get one. And smack Kris10 in the face with it. | |
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Count Lestat
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| | Subject: Re: Female Twilight fans, rejoice Mon 07 Sep 2009, 03:10 | |
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TreXCrazy
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| | Subject: Re: Female Twilight fans, rejoice Mon 07 Sep 2009, 18:33 | |
| $40 though? That's a little steep. Kendra, I want one. Buy it. | |
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Radiant Eclipse
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| | Subject: Re: Female Twilight fans, rejoice Mon 07 Sep 2009, 19:14 | |
| Brit if you smack me in the face with a dildo, I'll beat the crap outta you. | |
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Count Lestat
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| | Subject: Re: Female Twilight fans, rejoice Mon 07 Sep 2009, 19:29 | |
| Don't see why any girl would want a fake dick when they can have a real one...
*winks at the girls* | |
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TreXCrazy
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| | Subject: Re: Female Twilight fans, rejoice Tue 08 Sep 2009, 02:08 | |
| But what if the ladies want women, but love cold dick between their thighs? Hope it works with a harness. | |
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TreXCrazy
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| | Subject: Re: Female Twilight fans, rejoice Tue 08 Sep 2009, 02:09 | |
| - Radiant Eclipse wrote:
- Brit if you smack me in the face with a dildo, I'll beat the crap outta you.
And take it? | |
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Radiant Eclipse
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| | Subject: Re: Female Twilight fans, rejoice Tue 08 Sep 2009, 02:11 | |
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Radiant Eclipse
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| | Subject: Re: Female Twilight fans, rejoice Tue 08 Sep 2009, 02:13 | |
| Practically every dildo can be used with a harness... Don't ask me how I know that.... | |
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TreXCrazy
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| | Subject: Re: Female Twilight fans, rejoice Tue 08 Sep 2009, 02:22 | |
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Radiant Eclipse
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| | Subject: Re: Female Twilight fans, rejoice Tue 08 Sep 2009, 02:37 | |
| We do not speak her name...>>; << | |
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Count Lestat
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| | Subject: Re: Female Twilight fans, rejoice Tue 08 Sep 2009, 03:07 | |
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Evil Angel
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| | Subject: Re: Female Twilight fans, rejoice Tue 08 Sep 2009, 23:18 | |
| Anyway.....When we do that thing we're gonna do next time babe.....I'm not buyin a pink sparkly dick. | |
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TreXCrazy
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| | Subject: Re: Female Twilight fans, rejoice Wed 09 Sep 2009, 01:43 | |
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Evil Angel
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| | Subject: Re: Female Twilight fans, rejoice Thu 10 Sep 2009, 22:33 | |
| Cuz I don't like pink.....or sparkles.... | |
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TreXCrazy
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| | Subject: Re: Female Twilight fans, rejoice Fri 11 Sep 2009, 05:20 | |
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Count Lestat
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| | Subject: Re: Female Twilight fans, rejoice Fri 11 Sep 2009, 12:43 | |
| I see a line of cars and they're all painted black | |
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TreXCrazy
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| | Subject: Re: Female Twilight fans, rejoice Fri 11 Sep 2009, 23:10 | |
| lol I wanna play Guitar Hero now | |
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Evil Angel
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| | Subject: Re: Female Twilight fans, rejoice Fri 11 Sep 2009, 23:46 | |
| I've been thinkin about GH honestly. Still wanna play GH:M | |
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Count Lestat
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| | Subject: Re: Female Twilight fans, rejoice Sat 12 Sep 2009, 01:07 | |
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TreXCrazy
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| | Subject: Re: Female Twilight fans, rejoice Sat 12 Sep 2009, 21:15 | |
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Evil Angel
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| | Subject: Re: Female Twilight fans, rejoice Sat 12 Sep 2009, 23:09 | |
| Me too. Don't have the money for it right now. | |
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