Leviathan

Did you ever read her thread?

It was some of the stupidest shit that I have [b]EVER[u] fucking read.

Nope

Serpents in the Garden

"In the beginning within the Garden of Eden; there were two trees. Both trees were polar opposites, one that represented eternal life and the other was the Tree of Knowledge which represented death. Now too eat from the tree of life one would have eternal life in the body and age that of course was perfect and that it would be able to reproduce. Alternatively too eat from the Tree of Knowledge one would know of good and evil, which God forbade so death would occur; because that was the edict from God regarding eating the apple from the Tree of Knowledge. Now a man was formed out of Clay by God and God strictly forbade Adam from eating from the tree of knowledge lest he would die.

One day when Adam was walking through the garden he came upon a woman named Lilith. She was a beautiful dark haired woman with subtle soft white skin. Lilith of course was a demonic human that was transported to earth from another planet by the Reptilians. Lilith is a fallen angel who retained her beauty only because the Reptilians reorganized her DNA. Lilith is one fourth reptilian. God did not intervene and Adam had children with Lilith. However, Lilith and Adam did not get along so she split from Eden (which is modern day Turkey) with the kids and headed for Mesopotamia.


God then created Eve out of Adam’s rib and Adam and Eve were twain (spirit mates). Then one dreadful day while in the Garden of Eden; Eve copulated not only with Adam but also with one of the male children of Lilith and Adam. Thus Eve gave birth to Cain and Able. Able is the true bloodline from Adam while Cain had a mixture of reptilian blood and human blood.

The following is the true account of Adam and Eve’s fall from grace. Now Satan the Dragon and leader of all the fallen angels; including alien races, is the great manipulator and liar. He used one of the reptilians to tempt Eve into eating the apple and out of fear of losing Eve Adam ate also.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95YZEtPfLD8
The End

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_f-JxiRNR...kxWxQ/s400/Satan.JPG

This message has been edited. Last edited by: HolySpirit, June 05, 2009 05:24 PM


Speak truth to power! "

What in blazing HELL is that? *said in hillbilly accent* I think we be havin us a Jesus lubber on our hands, momma. Lets show em how da non-b'leevers do eet in dis townnn.

As Bill Nye would say, "NOW YOU KNOW!"

Holyspirit is a total nutcase.

Basically. Probably a missionary or some shit.

I just sent a message to both Crys and Holyspirit

*claps* Containing what, exactly?

I called her a shit faced cock master.

lol I love this shit.

"Don't call me fat you butt-fuckin son of a bitch!"

Anyway......the only reason Brit posted her leave was b/c she thought people actually cared about her on there. She got mad and posted, thinkin that people would be saddened, since we were supposed to be a "Smack Family." Too bad everybody on there is full of shit and actually wanted her to leave....as well as myself.

And Kels, that's prettifull.

Well, it doesn't matter anyway.

I very much doubt that person is a christian. I actually didnt mind that story, it was interesting, totally unbelievable but interesting.

It made me want to bitch slap that ho.

lol I bet it did....but then again, lots of stuff makes you feel like that, eh?

Someone has anger issues

*hides*

*farts*

*puts on a gas mask* Gross

Smells like roses

*sighs* as always

Sure.

Quiet down, sparkles

Sparkles?

Sparkly pink dildo