I havent been banned in awhile but..

Subject: I havent been banned in awhile but.. Tue 01 Sep 2009, 20:34

In an attempt to "hold down the man", the previous moderator on the Godsmack board evoked a "no farting on a cat and then setting the cat loose into a flock of seagulls while on fire and wearing a small hat" which of course, is my friday night so I couldn't abide by that so I did it as much as possible, the moderator found out, attempted to get me arrested, i farted on her cat until he spontaneous erupted into a flames and once the flames were extinguished, the cat had turned into a gopher.. of some sorts. i'm not really allowed to..discuss it cuz the terms of my being released and not until scientific experimentation.. hey.. wait.. who are... i'm not talking about it.. i swear.

leave me alo....

Subject: Re: I havent been banned in awhile but.. Tue 01 Sep 2009, 22:37

lol Josh. True story? I dunno...

Subject: Re: I havent been banned in awhile but.. Tue 01 Sep 2009, 22:40

Of course it's a true story.

Subject: Re: I havent been banned in awhile but.. Tue 01 Sep 2009, 22:45

Well that poor cat.

Subject: Re: I havent been banned in awhile but.. Tue 01 Sep 2009, 22:47

You would take pity on the cat.

Subject: Re: I havent been banned in awhile but.. Tue 01 Sep 2009, 22:51

Oh I wasn't talking about that cat...

Subject: Re: I havent been banned in awhile but.. Wed 02 Sep 2009, 01:23

You would take pity on the cats.

Subject: Re: I havent been banned in awhile but.. Wed 02 Sep 2009, 01:45

The pussies, yes. The cats... No.

Subject: Re: I havent been banned in awhile but.. Wed 02 Sep 2009, 01:48

Subject: Re: I havent been banned in awhile but.. Wed 02 Sep 2009, 01:50

lol Well, in some cases at least.

Subject: Re: I havent been banned in awhile but.. Wed 02 Sep 2009, 08:04

Pfftt she doesn't take pity on mine. She almost killed it once......she's abusive and beat the shit out of it Wink

Subject: Re: I havent been banned in awhile but.. Wed 02 Sep 2009, 12:18

What the hell do you mean "almost killed it?"

Subject: Re: I havent been banned in awhile but.. Wed 02 Sep 2009, 13:07

Smells like cheese...

Subject: Re: I havent been banned in awhile but.. Wed 02 Sep 2009, 13:10

No. Not really.

I moved your intro thread back.

Subject: Re: I havent been banned in awhile but.. Wed 02 Sep 2009, 13:11

Alright

Subject: Re: I havent been banned in awhile but.. Wed 02 Sep 2009, 13:12

So have fun. cat

Subject: Re: I havent been banned in awhile but.. Wed 02 Sep 2009, 13:45

Oh, btw, the thread about this board on the gs board got closed

Subject: Re: I havent been banned in awhile but.. Wed 02 Sep 2009, 16:44

I know. I'm still on there daily.

Subject: Re: I havent been banned in awhile but.. Wed 02 Sep 2009, 17:10

*raised eyebrow*

Subject: Re: I havent been banned in awhile but.. Wed 02 Sep 2009, 17:10

I go on as a guest. Just to check up on things.

Subject: Re: I havent been banned in awhile but.. Wed 02 Sep 2009, 17:12

Subject: Re: I havent been banned in awhile but.. Fri 04 Sep 2009, 03:19

Count Lestat wrote:: Oh, btw, the thread about this board on the gs board got closed

Are you fucking serious? Jesus Christ we can't even promote? That's bullshit.

Subject: Re: I havent been banned in awhile but.. Fri 04 Sep 2009, 03:20

TreXCrazy wrote:: What the hell do you mean "almost killed it?"

Cuz. I could've sworn it was dead by the time you were done with it. Couldn't feel it.

lol I'm just messin with you babe. Although you did work it pretty hard.....

Subject: Re: I havent been banned in awhile but.. Fri 04 Sep 2009, 16:45

Take it easy, there. Ghengis. Its not the end of the world. Although since you're with tc, you are taking it easy.

Subject: Re: I havent been banned in awhile but.. Sat 05 Sep 2009, 01:19

Calling me... Wait... He has a point. You are easy, babe.

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