Random Quotes

"I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant." ~Author Unknown

"Normal is the spin-cycle in a washing machine." ~ my mom

"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"

lol....mathematically I think you would only be a 4th alive...half to death and then half of that half...but, then again...at that point you're pretty much good for nothing but death so a good swift kick in the ass should finish the job ^^

I think you're right. Half of half is 1/4. So yeah. Basically dead.

"Sex is never the answer. Its always a question. Because, if you haven't noticed, the answer is always yes." ~Danny from my 3rd Block

"He's eating a Three Musketeers like a girl in a dirty movie." ~Travis (About Danny)

Dean: No. You don't know what you're doing, Sam.
Sam: Yes, I do!
Dean: Then that's worse!
Sam: Why?
Dean: Because it's not something that you're doing, it's what you are! It means...
Sam: What? Say it!
Dean: It means you're a monster.
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And now, children, is the time when you can almost say that you almost caught.. *splash* *sigh..* Captain Jack Sparrow

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"our father who art in hell, Lestat be thy name" ~ Claudia

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"We shall live even in this state of living death, we shall love, we shall feel, we shall defy all who would judge and destroy us." ~ Akasha
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"This isn't art, this is just a barbeque pit that pushed me over the edge" ~ Homer Simpson

lol

"We are way past where Jesus lost his sandals"- Angela

Dexter Morgan: My father taught me one thing above all others; to be sure. And I am. Matt Chambers, Miami is your last stop. If God is in the details and if I believed in God, he’s in this room with me. I just wish he had brought an extension cord.

"Daniel, throwing lighters is for little children and retards. Are you either? Because I KNOW Travis has an excuse."~Melanie

"The best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on." - Ms. Paul (my old math teacher)

"You were naming people you'd fuck for a Klondike Bar. Then you pointed at me and said 'And I would need TWO Klondike Bars to fuck you!!'. Fuck you too Dag." - Jessy (Danny's Ex about Danny)

"You were singing Amazing Grace but instead of Grace you said Gandalf... Whatever the fuck you were on I want some and I want it now." -Danny

lol Klondike Bars. And the fart one. Awesome.

lol yeah

Fuck "What would you do for a Klondike Bar?" Its "Who would you do for a Klondike Bar?" If I did Kendra at this point, I'd need two Klondike Bars...

"He's not a bad guy, he's just a pothead that needs a cape to be super." ~Sarah (about Danny)

Dean Winchester: [At his father's grave] 'Course, I know what you'd say. Well, not the you that played softball, but...?So, go hunt the djinn. It put you here, it could put you back. Your happiness, for all those peoples' lives? No contest." Right? But why? Why is it my job to save these people? Why do I have to be some kind of hero? What about us, huh? What, Mom's not supposed to live her life, Sammy's not supposed to get married? Why do we have to sacrifice everything, Dad? It's... yeah...

"I just made a salad with nothing but cucumbers cheese and blue cheese dressing mixed with lime jello...because sally let me into the kitchen and said "have fun." and I caused a Jello War and thats all I escaped with."~Danny

Evey: Who are you?
V. : Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask.
Evey: Well I can see that.
V. : Of course you can, I’m not questioning your powers of observation, I’m merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.
Evey: Oh, right.
V. : But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace soubriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona. Voila! In view humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the “vox populi” now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin, van guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
Verily this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V.
Evey: Are you like a crazy person?
V. : I’m quite sure they will say so.

"Are you pondering what I'm Pondering?"
" I think so Brain but were are we going to get a Duck and a Hose at this hour?"
~Pinky and The Brain

"I will grab you by your jaw, make you bite a curb, and hippity hoppity ALLLLLL over the back of your skull like Michigan J. Frog!!!" "Weird reference." ~Bathroom Pep Talk, BriTANick

aziz light!!!.....Much better thank you aziz---- the fifth element

lol.